Listen… if you’re buying your Halloween outfit at a store that also sells skimpy spandex outfits and furry handcuffs, I’m really really going to need you to stop that right now. This brings me to a very important point: the slutty bee/nurse/policewoman/fairy/cat/warrior/French maid/girl scout/bomb inspector/hipster/moose/panda bear/zombie/Strawberry Shortcake… is SO OVERPLAYED (major lame).
I distinctly remember when the whole slutty Halloween costume entered my life. I was 16. I was an old lady (with shawl, wig, crazy lipstick, and glasses). My best friend was a French maid. Yep. Lines were drawn. I knew who I was….
Don’t be slutty. Slutty on Halloween is DUMB and predictable and DUMB! Consider being sponge bob, but not a sexy sponge bob or Elvis, or maybe Obama. Anyway, I want pictures posted.
ILOVEYOU. that is so so so true. especially in college when you have a bunch of hormonal single desparate gals. i back you up 100% thanks for vocalizing:) the sad thing is...now days i see it among lds mom's who use it as an excuse to wear whatever they want!
ReplyDeleteIf I was drinking something right now, I would have spit it all over the place. I had one of those kinds of laughs while reading this. You are funny!
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